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Hamburger Helper

'Hamburger Helper' | Daily Drawing #288

Day 5, the final day of the 'Meat Week' series.
So many questions came to mind as I drew this:

  • What's with the monkey's outfit?
  • Why doesn't the monkey just eat the damned burger?
  • And why is there no tomato on that sandwich?

Sometimes there's no rhyme or reason to what winds up on the paper. It is what it is.

This series was fun to do. I really didn't plan these out in advance and I can't spend a great deal of time illustrating them. I'd usually start in the morning playing with words and phrases until something would click. If I was lucky, an idea would stick and I'd at least get the concept and the lettering sketched out before starting my day. Then I'd come back to it at night and do the ink and and color, usually posting at around 10pm. I like working with constraints, like a theme (and time), but I starting sweating it out by Wednesday, because I didn't want to post a dud and I certainly wasn't going to bail out on the theme.

I'm working on some ideas for future series, in the meantime I'll be back to posting my usual random themed daily drawings. 

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Tools: Kuretake Bimoji Felt Tip Brush Pen, Wacom Intuos Tablet

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tags: daily drawing, Meat, Cartoon, Illustration, Food
categories: Daily Drawing, Cartoon, Food, Humor
Friday 11.06.15
Posted by John Suder
 

High Steaks!

'High Steaks!' | Daily Drawing #287
(They're so basted...)

Day 4 of the 'Meat Week' series.

Tools: Kuretake Bimoji Felt Tip Brush Pen, Wacom Intuos Tablet

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tags: daily drawing, meat, cartoon, lettering, illustration
categories: Daily Drawing, Cartoon, Food, Humor
Thursday 11.05.15
Posted by John Suder
 

Fear the Wurst

'Fear the Wurst' | Daily Drawing #286
Day 3 of the 'Meat Week' series.

Tools: Kuretake Bimoji Felt Tip Brush Pen, Wacom Intuos Tablet

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tags: lettering, daily drawing, illsutration, food, cartoon
categories: Daily Drawing, Food, Humor, Cartoon
Wednesday 11.04.15
Posted by John Suder
 

Hide the Salami

'Hide the Salami' | Daily Drawing #285
Day 2 of the 'Meat Week' series.

Tools: Kuretake Bimoji Felt Tip Brush Pen, Wacom Intuos Tablet

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tags: lettering, food, meat, cartoon, illustration
categories: Cartoon, Daily Drawing, Food, Humor
Tuesday 11.03.15
Posted by John Suder
 

Drama Llama

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'Drama Llama' | Daily Drawing #70

tags: drama llama, meme, illustration, daily drawing, ink, sharpie
categories: Daily Drawing, Humor, Illustration, Cartoon
Tuesday 01.21.14
Posted by John Suder
 

Fake Enthusiasm

Fake Enthusiasm
Fake Enthusiasm

Some people are just full of shit.

Tools:Pilot Precise V7 Stick Roller Ball Pen, 0.7 mm Fine Point. Colorized in Photoshop.

tags: cartoon, doodle, enthusiasm, sketch
categories: Cartoon, Daily Drawing, Humor
Saturday 02.02.13
Posted by John Suder
 

Is it Lunchtime Yet?

http://youtu.be/WB8WjlgiHxs&w=600&h=400 An odd commercial for Vifon Tu Quoy Ramen Noodle soup. An older, very lazy man in his pajamas, sitting in a hammock asks his daughter when the hell is lunch going to be ready. She purses her lips and says, “Here, old man, here's some fried fucking noodles in a sodium bomb. Enjoy your heart attack, you bastard."

Then, the woman's husband comes in and they make love next to his lifeless body.

Ok, I made that last part up.

tags: ramen noodles
categories: Humor
Thursday 08.04.11
Posted by John Suder
 

Is Philadelphia The Crappiest City?

Next Animation TV (those folks who do the strange news animations, like Bin Laden Was a Sex machine), ask the question, "Is Philadelphia The Crappiest City?" The animation is so twisted and bizarre you have to laugh. As one YouTube commenter said, the only thing they got right was how bad Geno's Steaks really are. http://youtu.be/W4fTLmeIIuQ&w=640&h=440

tags: animation, NMA, taiwan
categories: Humor, Video
Monday 06.20.11
Posted by John Suder
 

Move Over, Rebecca Black: Here Comes Tonje Langeteig

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to YouTube, out comes Norwiegian insta-pop singer Tonje Langeteig. The song is just plain awful. The video looks like it was shot on a Thursday afternoon with a cheap handheld and with whoever they could find that wasn't too embarrassed to appear in it. I'm not sure how songs like this get made, but I think it goes something like this: Tonje: "I waan to be pop seenger. I waaan to make moosik veedyo" Husband: (roll eyes) "Here you go, honey. Go play and leave Daddy alone."
This song will haunt your dreams and penetrate your soul.
Bonus Round: A Mashup of Tonje and Rebecca. (I never knew until now how really bad the Rebecca Black video was, since I could never stomach a full viewing.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQkx6WAbHrs&w=600&h=400

tags: Tonje Langeteig, Video
categories: Humor
Friday 06.17.11
Posted by John Suder
 

It's Gettin' Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU&w=600&h=400

tags: organic, whole foods, yoga pants
categories: Humor
Tuesday 06.14.11
Posted by John Suder
 

Today's Great Idea: The Facebook Friends Sleeve Tattoo

The dumbest idea in the world, or just another fake viral video.'Defriending' must be quite painful. Either way, the tattoo artist is kinda hot. Just sayin'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApOWWb7Mqdo&w=600&h=400

UPDATE: It's a fake:

Rotterdam tattoo artist Dex Moelker eventually came clean on the Telegraaf website, admitting the tattoo and video is an advertising stunt.

'It is a try out tattoo, a transfer, that washes off in a couple of days,' Moelker, who has a tattoo shop in Rotterdam, told the paper. It took a couple of hours to apply the transfer not the 30 hours the video claimed to produce the real tattoo.

Can't anyone commit to anything anymore? At least we still have people like this.

 

tags: facebook, tattoo
categories: Humor, Social Media
Tuesday 06.07.11
Posted by John Suder
 

Don't Talk in the Alamo Drafthouse Theater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs&w=600&h=400 I couldn't love these people more even if I tried:

We do not tolerate people that talk or text in the theater. In fact, before every film, we have several warnings on screen to prevent such happenings. Occasionally, someone doesn't follow the rules, and we do, in fact, kick their asses out of our theater. This video is an actual voicemail from a woman that was kicked out of one of our Austin theaters. Thanks, anonymous woman, for being awesome.

tags: alamo, movies, texting
categories: Humor
Tuesday 06.07.11
Posted by John Suder
 

The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.The Swanson Pyramid made me the man I am today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIZ4ckmd9-I&w=600&h=400

tags: humor, ron swanson, television
categories: Humor
Friday 06.03.11
Posted by John Suder
 

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