Move Over, Rebecca Black: Here Comes Tonje Langeteig

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to YouTube, out comes Norwiegian insta-pop singer Tonje Langeteig. The song is just plain awful. The video looks like it was shot on a Thursday afternoon with a cheap handheld and with whoever they could find that wasn't too embarrassed to appear in it. I'm not sure how songs like this get made, but I think it goes something like this: Tonje: "I waan to be pop seenger. I waaan to make moosik veedyo" Husband: (roll eyes) "Here you go, honey. Go play and leave Daddy alone."
This song will haunt your dreams and penetrate your soul.
Bonus Round: A Mashup of Tonje and Rebecca. (I never knew until now how really bad the Rebecca Black video was, since I could never stomach a full viewing.)